A reason to smile :):):):)

Sharing this forwarded message with you all for light reading.  When I read each of these Laws, I thought that  it was written keeping me in mind as I have experienced most of these, sometime or the other . I can clearly see you nod and smile, as this happens with everyone. Enjoy!!!!

Most of us are familiar with Newton's Laws, here are some more which we ought to know.

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Antony's Law of Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Cannon's Carmic Law:
If you tell your boss that you were late for work because of flat tyre, the next morning you will have flat tyre!!!

O'brien's Variation Law:
When you change queues, the one you left would start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.

Willoughby's Law:
When you try to prove someone that the machine would not work, IT WILL

Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Breda's Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are the farthest from the aisle, arrive last.

Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a hot cup of coffee, your boss would ask you to do something which would last until the coffee is cold.

“One day at a time--this is enough. Do not look back and grieve over the past for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful it will be worth remembering.” - Anonymous